Thursday, January 17, 2013

Beaver! (a.k.a. The Natural Habitat)


Sabina's fever speech! 

 

She woke up this morning with a mild headache and high fever. While I was making coffee the fever talk has begun. 
  • Apparently last night she read this article about how crabs (crab louse) are becoming endangered species due to destruction of their natural habitat (pubic hairs a.k.a. beaver). She was very adamant about saving the poor bastards by (of course) preserving the named habitat. We should not depilate! Save The Beaver! Save The Crabs!


(At this point you can only imagine expression on my face. Where is your goddamn' paracetamol?! )

  • Chanel should design a fur coat made of pubic hair (Here...drink this tea and stop talking about pubic hair).
  • Honey is actually a Bee poo and should be called by it's true name. Bee Poo! 
Luckily paracetamol acted quickly and everything turned back to normal.
How was your day?

20 comments:

  1. Ahahahhahha XD
    Pubic hair, pubic hair, pubic hair!!
    Zivele feministkinje, sifrazetkinje, mazoretkinje!!
    Zastitite ugrozene vrste!!

    ja baba..i meni treba Florence and the machine Nightingale

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    1. E, moja ti! Tako je to kad temperatura puca! :D

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  2. BEE POO bi mogao biti uspjesan proizvod :D kao i pube hair coat!!!! :D

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  3. ahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhah!!!!!!!

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  4. Ahahaha koje budale :D

    Pube hair coat hahaha

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  5. HAHAHAHAH koje ste vi meni kraljice majke mi :D

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    1. Vidite kakav je ona govor imala i to rano ujutro. Ja jos ni kafu nisam popila! XD

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  6. Kako bi ovo još bolje sve zvučalo na bosanskom :).
    I haj ako ništa, dok je zime na tome bi se moglo i poraditi :p.
    Kako ću ja odsad da gledam med istim očima :(?
    I, i ja bih malo šta god da to ona pije pa da mi bude isto.

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    1. Caj...Sweet Cherry, ako me dobro sjecanje sluzi + Bee Poo + paracetamol. Izgleda da je to dobitna kombinacija.

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  7. Hahahaha, tebi bar nije dosadno uopshte. :D

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  8. Nije bio zanimljiv kao tvoj, nekako sam počela sa dragim da analiziram bibliju i onu "ne ubij" zapovest. Kako ni on ni ja ne jedemo meso, ja sam zaključila da bog u stvari želi da ljudi budu vegetarijanci, ali, zeznuto je što se to ne ubij može odnositi i na biljke, jer nigde u bibliji ne piše šta tačno da ubijaš, odnosno, ne ubijaš. Ali, ako ne treba da ubijaš ljude, jer se to kao podrazumeva, životinje, ni biljke, umrećeš. Da li to znači da tvorac 10 zapovesti želi da ljudi umru? O.o :D

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    1. Stari Zavjet je uvijek bio "malo" strog. Ko ce ga znati?! O.o

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  10. Zanimljiv i aktivan pocetak dana :)

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