Sabina's fever speech!
She woke up this morning with a mild headache and high fever. While I was making coffee the fever talk has begun.
- Apparently last night she read this article about how crabs (crab louse) are becoming endangered species due to destruction of their natural habitat (pubic hairs a.k.a. beaver). She was very adamant about saving the poor bastards by (of course) preserving the named habitat. We should not depilate! Save The Beaver! Save The Crabs!
(At this point you can only imagine expression on my face. Where is your goddamn' paracetamol?! )
- Chanel should design a fur coat made of pubic hair (Here...drink this tea and stop talking about pubic hair).
- Honey is actually a Bee poo and should be called by it's true name. Bee Poo!
Luckily paracetamol acted quickly and everything turned back to normal.
How was your day?